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Yes, the conclusions drawn in Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth are terrifying, but perhaps we are misappropriating our energy. As the graph I have produced on the right indicates, there is an undeniable correlation between the rising temperatures in Hell and the rising temperature of the Earth.
This should be alarming to Global Warming proponents like Gore, yet the relative proximity of Hell — it resides inside the Earth's core, after all — is consistently overlooked by the Scientific Community. Hell's hottest region, of course, is its infamous lake of fire and brimstone, which is vividly described in The Book of Revelation.
Just how hot is Hell? Well, scientists tell us that the melting point of brimstone — more commonly known as sulfur — is approximately 239 Degrees Fahrenheit. It's boiling point, or the temperature at which brimstone will vaporize, is about 832 Degrees Fahrenheit.
So we have a range of possible temperatures, though even if Hell's actual temperature is closer to the low-end estimation, its impact on the Earth's warming trends could be significant. Additionally, as the world's population increases exponentially (750 million in 1750, 6.5 billion today), it's safe to assume the fires of Hell are being fueled by the souls of non-believers at alarming rates.
While the correlation between the highest levels of greenhouse gases in the history of the Earth and its sharply rising temperatures have long been touted by the Scientific Community as "proof" of human complicity in Global Warming, it seems scientists have only been half right. Indeed, humans (the heathens, mainly) are responsible, but it likely has nothing to do over-indulgent energy consumption and more to do with the fire and brimstone furnace that burns below us.
